I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize
