i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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