is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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