if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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