About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Randomize
