You really coming over, don't trick.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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