This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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