Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
