its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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