I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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