Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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