It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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