Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
God, I missed his penis.
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