I can text with my tongue
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
