I bet he comes in French.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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