Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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