shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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