So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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