it wasn't lemon gatorade
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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