I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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