God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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