physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I would ride that face into the sunset
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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