I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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