my mouth tastes like poor choices
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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