So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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