This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Randomize
