we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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