My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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