is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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