Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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