Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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