is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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