i already hear my dad disowning me
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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