If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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