If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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