Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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