pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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