Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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