he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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