Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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