I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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