honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
