I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You ate ashes out of my bong
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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