People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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