Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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