wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We had to coat check the pizza.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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