god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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