how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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