So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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