I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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